December 2011
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The Headshot Hypocrisy
Eureka!
That’s what she said, Dave.
What? No, I’ve cracked it.
Don’t do that in the sack Dave. That’ll get you kicked out for sure.
No Evil Dave, I mean I’ve discovered something.
She said that too when she was looking for your…
Enough! Can you quell your self-indulgent vulgarity and listen for once?
No.
Oh fine. Here boy! Fetch the bourbon!
*Tosses a...
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“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you...”
– Socrates
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The Emotive Extrapolation
Emotion - a reaction to outward stimuli charactarised by neuro-chemical re-balance…OR…the abrasions of the soul against the unfathomable depths of another person?
Pure or Poison?
True or False?
Has this any relevance whatsoever to the whereabouts of my bottle of Uncle Jack’s finest rotgut?
Well…no Evil Dave. Sometimes the considerations of the mind outweigh the needs of...
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
– Oscar Wilde
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“If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you’ll be...”
– Abraham H. Maslow
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“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...”
– Mark Twain
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Stings and Roundabouts
So…admittedly I don’t get much time to write at the moment.
Which is to say you’re lazy arse isn’t writing at the moment Dave?
Well…yes that’s one way to put it Evil Dave.
It’s the only accurate way to put it Dave
Not that I’m complaining you understand, but since when have you been concerned with accuracy Evil Dave?
Since I discovered that a...
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“Psychopathy is characterized by a combination of superficial charm, manipulative...”
– -National Institutes of Health
(This does not bode well for me)
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How to SUCK at Facebook →
Ya’ll need to read this real carefully.